ALDI, WE LOVE you, but it’s time we had a stern chat about one of your offerings — namely your notions crisps.

Look, we’re all for a fancy crisp every now and again.

We’ve been known to eschew a lowly bag of Tayto in favour of something more indulgent. You only live once and all that.

But some of your crisps are frankly… a little much.

‘Tis far from hand-cooked sweet port and Stilton crisps we were raised.

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Ah, remember the days when Thai sweet chilli crisps were considered ‘exotic’?

Those days are behind us because now it’s all about Gourmet Confit Duck & Boozy Berry crisps.

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Does Aldi think we’re all living in Downton Abbey or something?

Who asked for black truffle-flavoured crisps? Because frankly, that sounds like something you’d try at a fancy party and then spit into your napkin.

Why not just do a craft beer-flavoured crisp while you’re at it?

Vintage Cheddar and Real Ale

“Tangy goats cheese and sweet, earthy beetroot”

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We’ll stick to the Meanies for now.

(Do the gin and tonic crisps get you buzzed? Asking for a friend.)

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